If I Had Legs I'd Kick You poster
  • Year: 2025
  • Running time: 1h 53m
  • Rated: R
  • Genre: Drama
  • US release: 10 October 2025
  • Premiere: 24 January 2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

Directed by Mary Bronstein

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast

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Mary BronsteinWriter, Director
Christopher MessinaDirector of Photography

Studios: a24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

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